Safety Brief

Step into the world of tongue-in-cheek wisdom with the Librisque Safety Brief T-Shirt. Inspired by those infamous safety briefings that are half common sense, half "Did they really just say that?", this shirt is perfect for anyone who's survived a safety stand-down with their sense of humor intact. Whether you’re the one giving the brief or just trying to get out of it, this tee has your back (literally).

Design Details:
This masterpiece of a t-shirt captures the legendary lines you’ve heard (and maybe even rolled your eyes at) more times than you can count:

• "Don't add to the population, don't subtract from the population." – Because nothing ruins liberty faster than bad math.
• "If you drink, don't drive." – Or, at least, let someone else take the wheel, like an Uber or that sober buddy who owes you one.
• "If you fight, you better win." – Because losing is never in style.
• "Wear PPE." – We all know it stands for Personal Protective Equipment, but around here, it also means "Party with Proper Etiquette."
• "And if you decide to go UA, pack up your shit and take it with you." – No one wants to clean up after your life choices.

Paired with cheeky visuals like a frothy beer mug, boxing gloves, and a packed rucksack, this shirt is a walking punchline, perfect for those who live on the edge (or just really appreciate good sarcasm).

Benefits:

• Relaxed Fit: The only thing that should be tight is your OPSEC. This shirt? It’s as relaxed as your post-muster plans.
• Breathable Fabric: Keeps you cool whether you’re in the trenches of a safety brief or the trenches of your couch.
• All-Year Versatility: Whether it’s summer or that weird in-between season, this shirt pairs perfectly with whatever else you threw on that morning.

Features:

• Material: Crafted from 5.3 oz., 100% preshrunk cotton for those solid colors you love. Special blends for those days when you feel like mixing it up.
• Quality Craftsmanship: Double-needle this, seamless that—it’s all code for "this shirt will outlast your patience for long speeches."
• Unique Design: The Safety Brief T-Shirt is your new go-to for when you want to be both smart and smart-assed, all while looking like you’re following orders.

Environmental Commitment:
For environmental and human-friendly reasons, this product is made to order. We’ll whip it up in about a week and send you tracking info faster than you can say “liberty call.”