Everyone's Moon... Ape Version

Degenerates, this is the one! "Everyone's Moon Looks Different" with an ape flexing diamond hands under a sky of unique moons. Perfect for GME hodlers and crypto apes who know the moon isn't just a phase.

Specs:

• 100% preshrunk cotton, durable like your conviction
• Boxy cut, mid-weight, feels like stonks going up
• Breathable, solid for daily diamond-handing
• Double-needle stitching because we don’t do half measures

Eco-Friendly: Made to order because we care about the planet (unlike hedge funds). Ships in about a week with tracking info.

Get Yours Now: Prove your diamond hands and unique journey. Buy your "Everyone's Moon Looks Different" T-shirt today and show Wall Street what we're made of! 🚀🌕💎👐